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/*
 * Vencord, a modification for Discord's desktop app
 * Copyright (c) 2022 Vendicated and contributors
 *
 * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
 * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
 * the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
 * (at your option) any later version.
 *
 * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
 * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
 * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
 * GNU General Public License for more details.
 *
 * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
 * along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
*/

import { Devs } from "@utils/constants";
import definePlugin from "@utils/types";

// These are Xor encrypted to prevent you from spoiling yourself when you read the source code.
// don't worry about it :P
const quotes = [
    "Eyrokac",
    "Rdcg$l`'k|~n",
    'H`tf$d&iajo+d`{"',
    "Sucqplh`(Eclhualva()&",
    "Lncgmka'8KNMDC,shpanf'`x./,",
    "Ioqweijnfn*IeuvfvAotkfxo./,",
    'Hd{#cp\x7Ft$)nbd!{lq%mig~*\x7Fh`v#mk&sm{gx nd#idjb(a\x7Ffao"bja&amdkge!Rloìkhf)hyedfjjb*\'^hzdrdmm$lu\'|ao+mnqw$fijxh~bbmg#Tjmîefd+fnp#lpkffz5',
    "h",
    "sijklm&cam*rot\"hjjq'|ak\x7F xmv#wc'ep*mawmvvlrb(|ynr>\"Aqq&cgg-\x7F ugoh%rom)e\x7Fhdpp%$",
    'Tnfb}"u\'~`nno!kp$vvhfzeyee"a}%Tfam*Xh`fls%Jboldos-"lj`&hn)~ce!`jcbct|)gdbhnf$wikm$zgaxkmc%afely+og"144?\'ign+iu%p$qisiefr gpfa$',
    "Ndtfv%ahfgk+ghtf$|ir(|z' Oguaw&`ggdj mgw$|ir(me|n",
    "(!ͣ³$͙ʐ'ͩ¹#",
    "(ネ◗ロ◑,マ-2ャユ✬",
    "Ynw#hjil(ze+psgwp|&sgmkr!",
    "Tikmolh`(fl+a!dvjk\x7F'y|e\x7Fe/,-",
    "3/3750?5><9>885:7",
    "mdmt",
    "Wdn`khc+(oxbeof",
    'Ig"zkp*\'g{*xolglj`&~g|*gowg/$mgt(Eclm`.#ticf{l*xed"wl`&Kangj igbhqn\'d`dn `v#lqrw{3%$bhv-h|)kangj_imwhlhb',
    "Tscmw%Tnoa~x",
    "I‘f#npus(ec`e!vl$lhsm{`ncu\"ekw&f(defeov-$Rnf|)sdu‘pf$wcam{ceg!vl$du'D`d~x-\"jw%oi(okht-\"DJP)Kags,!mq$du'A‐|n sg`akrkq)~jkdl#pj&diefbnf\"jp)&@F\\*{ltq#Hlhrp'",
    "Ynw$v`&cg`dl fml`%rhlhs*",
    "Dnl$p%qhz{s' hv$w%hh|aceg!;#gpvt(fl+cndea`&dg|fon&v#wjjqm(",
    "\ud83d)pft`gs(ec`e!13$qojmz#",
    "a!njcmr'ide~nu\"lb%rheoedldpz$lu'gbkr",
    "dn\"zkp&kgo4",
    "hnpqkw",
    "sn\"fau",
    "Sn\"tmqnh}}*musvkaw&flf&+ldv$w%lr{}*aulr#vlao|)cetn\"jp$",
    "Dxkmc%ot(hhxomwwai'{hln",
    "hd{#}js&(pe~'sg#gprb(3#\"",
    "hd{b${",
    "<;vqkijbq33271:56<3799?24944:",
    "Thof$lu'ofdn,!qsefc'az*bnrcma+&Om{o+iu\"`khct$)bnrd\"bcdoi&",
    "snofplkb{)c'r\"lod'|f*aurv#cpno`abchijklmno",
    "Wdn`khc'|f*eghl{%"
];

export default definePlugin({
    name: "LoadingQuotes",
    description: "Replace Discords loading quotes",
    authors: [Devs.Ven, Devs.KraXen72],
    patches: [
        {
            find: ".LOADING_DID_YOU_KNOW",
            replacement: {
                match: /\._loadingText=.+?random\(.+?;/s,
                replace: "._loadingText=$self.quote;",
            },
        },
    ],

    xor(quote: string) {
        const key = "read if cute";
        const codes = Array.from(quote, (s, i) => s.charCodeAt(0) ^ (i % key.length));
        return String.fromCharCode(...codes);
    },

    get quote() {
        return this.xor(quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)]);
    }
});