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+<html lang="en">
+ <head>
+ <link rel="stylesheet" href="styles.css" />
+ <meta charset="UTF-8" />
+ <meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge" />
+ <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
+ <meta content="best website (real)" property="og:title" />
+ <meta content="echo's shitty website" property="og:description" />
+ <meta content="https://exhq.github.io" property="og:url" />
+ <meta
+ content="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832652653292027904/967009610907144223/Untitled.png"
+ property="og:image"
+ />
+ <script src="funny.js" defer></script>
+ <meta content="#43B581" data-react-helmet="true" name="theme-color" />
+ </head>
+ <body>
+
+ <div class="topnav">
+ <a class="active" href="#home">Home</a>
+ <a href="#ticd">Things i <u>cant</u> do </a>
+ <a href="#contact">Contact me / About me</a>
+ <a onclick="no()">do you want to bless your ears?
+ <a href="https://exhq.gay/neOwOfetch">try neOwOfetch :)</a>
+ </a>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="downnav">
+ <h3 class="imsotired">copy right something smething i forgor :skull:</h3>
+ </div>
+ <div id="home"></div>
+ <br />
+ <br />
+ <h1 class="header">
+ have you ever wanted a "developer"<br />
+ that <span class="empty"></span> nothing other than standing around being
+ useless?
+ </h1>
+ <img
+ class="me"
+ src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917977729322872853/967004653147553802/me.png"
+ alt="me"
+ />
+ <h2 class="mebeinguseless">a picture of me being useless</h2>
+ <h1 class="data">i <u>CANNOT</u> program:</h1>
+
+ <div class="languages-wrapper">
+ <div>
+ <img
+ class="javaimg"
+ src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917977729322872853/973143267677978634/clang.png"
+ alt=""
+ />
+ <span class="notjava">its 2022, at least use c++</span>
+ </div>
+ <div>
+ <img
+ class="javaimg"
+ src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832652653292027904/973146727689379860/clang.png"
+ alt=""
+ style="margin-left: 0;"
+ />
+ <span class="notjava">its 2022, at least use java</span>
+ </div>
+ <div>
+ <img
+ class="javaimg"
+ src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917977729322872853/967023902939283456/go.png"
+ alt=""
+ />
+ <span class="notjava">this joke was removed due to 1984</span>
+ </div>
+ <div>
+ <img
+ class="javaimg"
+ src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917977729322872853/967023935713607751/R.png"
+ alt=""
+ />
+ <span class="notjava">this is not centered and idk how to fix it</span>
+ </div>
+ <div>
+ <img
+ class="javaimg"
+ src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917977729322872853/967009849680486410/ruby.png"
+ alt=""
+ />
+ <span class="notjava">who the fuck unironically uses ruby?</span>
+ </div>
+ <div>
+ <img
+ class="rustimg"
+ src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917977729322872853/967024017812897883/rust.png"
+ alt=""
+ style="margin-left: 0;"
+ />
+ <span class="notjava">:sOmEOneSAIdRUst: shut the fuck up ÅĠěŜŋżųŹ¢¶Ěá</span>
+ </div>
+ <div style="grid-column: span 2;">
+ <img
+ class="javaimg jsimg"
+ src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/918571703137894421/999223367750127616/Unofficial_JavaScript_logo_2.svg.png"
+ alt=""
+ />
+ <span class="notjava">([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]</span>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <div id="about"></div>
+ <br />
+ <h1 class="data" id="ticd">i <u>CANNOT</u> be:</h1>
+ <span class="being">⋅useful</span>
+ <br />
+ <span class="being">⋅productive</span>
+ <br />
+ <span class="being">⋅fun</span>
+ <br />
+ <span class="being">⋅smart</span>
+ <br />
+ <span class="being">⋅creative</span>
+ <br />
+ <span class="being"
+ >⋅ < Dot Operator, Unicode number: U+22C5, Unicode version: 1.1
+ (1993)</span
+ >
+ <br />
+ <br />
+ <h1 class="data" id="contact">
+ contact me<a class="shh" href="https://pastebin.com/uuqnLybA">:</a>
+ </h1>
+ <div id="b"><span
+ class="runaway"
+ >click here for contacts</span></div>
+ <br />
+ <br />
+ <h1 class="data">about me:</h1>
+ <p class="aboutme">bored 18 yo who makes shitty stuff</p>
+ <div class="tooltip">
+ (hover for exact age)
+ <span class="tooltiptext">2004, 06th aug</span>
+ </div>
+ <p class="aboutme">
+ i wuv u so so so so so so so much oxi og <3 muah <br />
+ i have had multiple sexual intercourses with your mother, she's hot <br />
+ i'm also a big fan of
+ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"> avengers </a>
+ </p>
+ <br />
+ <br />
+ <br />
+ </body>
+</html>
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