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diff --git a/static/index.html b/static/index.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0683f1e --- /dev/null +++ b/static/index.html @@ -0,0 +1,153 @@ +<!DOCTYPE html> +<html lang="en"> + <head> + <link rel="stylesheet" href="styles.css" /> + <meta charset="UTF-8" /> + <meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge" /> + <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" /> + <title>exhq shitposts</title> + <meta content="best website (real)" property="og:title" /> + <meta content="echo's shitty website" property="og:description" /> + <meta content="https://exhq.github.io" property="og:url" /> + <meta + content="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832652653292027904/967009610907144223/Untitled.png" + property="og:image" + /> + <meta content="#43B581" data-react-helmet="true" name="theme-color" /> + </head> + <body> + <div class="topnav"> + <a class="active" href="#home">Home</a> + <a href="#ticd">Things i <u>cant</u> do </a> + <a href="#contact">Contact me / About me</a> + </div> + + <div class="downnav"> + <h3 class="imsotired">copy right something smething i forgor :skull:</h3> + </div> + <div id="home"></div> + <br /> + <br /> + <h1 class="header"> + have you ever wanted a "developer"<br /> + that <span class="empty"></span> nothing other than standing around being + useless? + </h1> + <img + class="me" + src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917977729322872853/967004653147553802/me.png" + alt="me" + /> + <h2 class="mebeinguseless">a picture of me being useless</h2> + <h1 class="data">i <u>CANNOT</u> program:</h1> + + <div class="languages-wrapper"> + <div> + <img + class="javaimg" + src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917977729322872853/973143267677978634/clang.png" + alt="" + /> + <span class="notjava">its 2022, at least use c++</span> + </div> + <div> + <img + class="javaimg" + src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832652653292027904/973146727689379860/clang.png" + alt="" + style="margin-left: 0;" + /> + <span class="notjava">its 2022, at least use java</span> + </div> + <div> + <img + class="javaimg" + src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917977729322872853/967023902939283456/go.png" + alt="" + /> + <span class="notjava">you should<b class="go"> go </b>get some bitches</span> + </div> + <div> + <img + class="javaimg" + src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917977729322872853/967023935713607751/R.png" + alt="" + /> + <span class="notjava">this is not centered and idk how to fix it</span> + </div> + <div> + <img + class="javaimg" + src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917977729322872853/967009849680486410/ruby.png" + alt="" + /> + <span class="notjava">who the fuck unironically uses ruby?</span> + </div> + <div> + <img + class="rustimg" + src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917977729322872853/967024017812897883/rust.png" + alt="" + style="margin-left: 0;" + /> + <span class="notjava">:sOmEOneSAIdRUst: shut the fuck up ÅĠěŜŋżųŹ¢¶Ěá</span> + </div> + <div style="grid-column: span 2;"> + <img + class="javaimg jsimg" + src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/918571703137894421/999223367750127616/Unofficial_JavaScript_logo_2.svg.png" + alt="" + /> + <span class="notjava">([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]</span> + </div> + </div> + + <div id="about"></div> + <br /> + <h1 class="data" id="ticd">i <u>CANNOT</u> be:</h1> + <span class="being">⋅useful</span> + <br /> + <span class="being">⋅productive</span> + <br /> + <span class="being">⋅fun</span> + <br /> + <span class="being">⋅smart</span> + <br /> + <span class="being">⋅creative</span> + <br /> + <span class="being" + >⋅ < Dot Operator, Unicode number: U+22C5, Unicode version: 1.1 + (1993)</span + > + <br /> + <br /> + <h1 class="data" id="contact"> + contact me<a class="shh" href="https://pastebin.com/uuqnLybA">:</a> + </h1> + <div id="a"> + <img + class="cover" + src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917977729322872853/967060708695085136/itworks.png" + alt="" + /> + </div> + <div id="b"><span class="runaway">click here for contacts</span></div> + <br /> + <br /> + <h1 class="data">about me:</h1> + <p class="aboutme">bored 18 yo who makes shitty stuff</p> + <div class="tooltip"> + (hover for exact age) + <span class="tooltiptext">2004, 06th aug</span> + </div> + <p class="aboutme"> + i wuv u so so so so so so so much oxi og <3 muah <br /> + i have had multiple sexual intercourses with your mother, she's hot <br /> + i'm also a big fan of + <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"> avengers </a> + </p> + <br /> + <br /> + <br /> + </body> +</html> |