From f8eb6448a4d4f10dfa19bdf2c79691c0e9de55f3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: oxi <74726611+oxi1224@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Wed, 12 Oct 2022 21:31:12 +0300
Subject: change bad CSS + make text move
---
funny.js | 75 +++++++++++++++
index.html | 152 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
styles.css | 304 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
3 files changed, 531 insertions(+)
create mode 100644 funny.js
create mode 100644 index.html
create mode 100644 styles.css
diff --git a/funny.js b/funny.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5b43dcc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/funny.js
@@ -0,0 +1,75 @@
+var titles = [
+ "i work out",
+ "funny",
+ "Kara Kara Kara no Kara",
+ "26047",
+ "Can I Friend You On Bassbook? Lol",
+ "im gay",
+ "cognrjatulations !!!",
+ "futanari",
+ "ubuntu (ew)",
+ "phantoms are annoying",
+ "/give @a hugs 999999",
+ "please add command support vendy",
+ "mrekk",
+ "women fear me",
+ "fish fear me",
+ "men turn their eyes away from me",
+ "as i walk no beast dares makes a sound",
+ "i am alone in this barren earth",
+ "uptown funk you up",
+ "stackoverflow my beloved",
+ "*thrusts into you*",
+ "also what are these for?",
+ "its morbing time",
+ "bungling bungus",
+ "rate this base.apk Architecture splits: \nconfig.arm64_v8a.apk \nconfig.armeabi_v7a.apk \nconfig.x86_64.apk \n config.x86.apk \n DPI splits: \n config.hdpi.apk \n config.xxhdpi.apk \n Language splits: \nconfig.de.apk \n config.en.apk",
+ "Now explode",
+ "“message logger when”",
+ "A wild ⛧artificialmusik appeared.",
+ "IS THAT A MOTHERUCFKCING JOJOI REFERENCE???//?",
+ "Cats are not ducks",
+ "just farted",
+ "ReeK - Making Zurek While Getting A Flandre Fumo Shoved Up My A-",
+ "what the fuck is an lsp log",
+ "'ewwo evewypony",
+ "also, what the fuck is a mustard",
+ "727",
+ "WYFSI",
+ "that time i reincarnated as a toilet in another world",
+ "vim >>>>>> emacs",
+ "also try out archlinux.org",
+ "how to print [[this, this, and, this, all, together as a single string]]?",
+ "😢",
+ "None.",
+ "deez nuts",
+ "trolley",
+
+]
+
+document.title = titles[Math.floor(Math.random()*titles.length)];
+
+//button bs
+bool = false
+var audio
+if (new Date().getMonth() === 9){
+ console.log("boo")
+ audio = new Audio('boo.mp3')
+} else {
+ audio = new Audio('for-maeve.mp3')
+}
+function no() {
+ bool = !bool
+ if(bool){
+ audio.play()
+ } else {
+ audio.pause()
+ }
+ }
+
+const swapElm = document.getElementById('b');
+swapElm.addEventListener('mouseover', () => {
+ const prev = swapElm.style.transform;
+ if (!prev || prev === 'translateX(0px)') swapElm.style.transform = 'translateX(200%)';
+ else swapElm.style.transform = 'translateX(0px)';
+});
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/index.html b/index.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..39085df
--- /dev/null
+++ b/index.html
@@ -0,0 +1,152 @@
+
+
+
+
+
copy right something smething i forgor :skull:
+
+
+ a picture of me being useless
+ i CANNOT program:
+
+
+
+
+
its 2022, at least use c++
+
+
+
+
its 2022, at least use java
+
+
+
+
this joke was removed due to 1984
+
+
+
+
this is not centered and idk how to fix it
+
+
+
+
who the fuck unironically uses ruby?
+
+
+
+
:sOmEOneSAIdRUst: shut the fuck up ÅĠěŜŋżųŹ¢¶Ěá
+
+
+
+
([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]
+
+
+ i CANNOT be:
+ ⋅useful
+ ⋅productive
+ ⋅fun
+ ⋅smart
+ ⋅creative
+ ⋅ < Dot Operator, Unicode number: U+22C5, Unicode version: 1.1
+ (1993)
+ click here for contacts
+ about me:
+ bored 18 yo who makes shitty stuff
+
+ (hover for exact age)
+ 2004, 06th aug
+
+
+ i wuv u so so so so so so so much oxi og <3 muah avengers
+
+ 
+ 
+ its 2022, at least use c++
+ 
+ its 2022, at least use java
+ 
+ this joke was removed due to 1984
+ 
+ this is not centered and idk how to fix it
+ 
+ who the fuck unironically uses ruby?
+ 
+ :sOmEOneSAIdRUst: shut the fuck up ÅĠěŜŋżųŹ¢¶Ěá
+ 
+ ([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]
+