From f8eb6448a4d4f10dfa19bdf2c79691c0e9de55f3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: oxi <74726611+oxi1224@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Wed, 12 Oct 2022 21:31:12 +0300 Subject: change bad CSS + make text move --- funny.js | 75 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 75 insertions(+) create mode 100644 funny.js (limited to 'funny.js') diff --git a/funny.js b/funny.js new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5b43dcc --- /dev/null +++ b/funny.js @@ -0,0 +1,75 @@ +var titles = [ + "i work out", + "funny", + "Kara Kara Kara no Kara", + "26047", + "Can I Friend You On Bassbook? Lol", + "im gay", + "cognrjatulations !!!", + "futanari", + "ubuntu (ew)", + "phantoms are annoying", + "/give @a hugs 999999", + "please add command support vendy", + "mrekk", + "women fear me", + "fish fear me", + "men turn their eyes away from me", + "as i walk no beast dares makes a sound", + "i am alone in this barren earth", + "uptown funk you up", + "stackoverflow my beloved", + "*thrusts into you*", + "also what are these for?", + "its morbing time", + "bungling bungus", + "rate this base.apk Architecture splits: \nconfig.arm64_v8a.apk \nconfig.armeabi_v7a.apk \nconfig.x86_64.apk \n config.x86.apk \n DPI splits: \n config.hdpi.apk \n config.xxhdpi.apk \n Language splits: \nconfig.de.apk \n config.en.apk", + "Now explode", + "“message logger when”", + "A wild ⛧artificialmusik appeared.", + "IS THAT A MOTHERUCFKCING JOJOI REFERENCE???//?", + "Cats are not ducks", + "just farted", + "ReeK - Making Zurek While Getting A Flandre Fumo Shoved Up My A-", + "what the fuck is an lsp log", + "'ewwo evewypony", + "also, what the fuck is a mustard", + "727", + "WYFSI", + "that time i reincarnated as a toilet in another world", + "vim >>>>>> emacs", + "also try out archlinux.org", + "how to print [[this, this, and, this, all, together as a single string]]?", + "😢", + "None.", + "deez nuts", + "trolley", + +] + +document.title = titles[Math.floor(Math.random()*titles.length)]; + +//button bs +bool = false +var audio +if (new Date().getMonth() === 9){ + console.log("boo") + audio = new Audio('boo.mp3') +} else { + audio = new Audio('for-maeve.mp3') +} +function no() { + bool = !bool + if(bool){ + audio.play() + } else { + audio.pause() + } + } + +const swapElm = document.getElementById('b'); +swapElm.addEventListener('mouseover', () => { + const prev = swapElm.style.transform; + if (!prev || prev === 'translateX(0px)') swapElm.style.transform = 'translateX(200%)'; + else swapElm.style.transform = 'translateX(0px)'; +}); \ No newline at end of file -- cgit