From 6cb1388253adc0b6001a144ed9b2f213529160f9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: echo <91651232+exhq@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Wed, 12 Oct 2022 22:11:55 +0330
Subject: ffs oxi
---
static/funny.js | 143 +++++++------
static/index.html | 309 ++++++++++++++-------------
static/styles.css | 611 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++---------------------------
3 files changed, 530 insertions(+), 533 deletions(-)
(limited to 'static')
diff --git a/static/funny.js b/static/funny.js
index eff3abb..5b43dcc 100644
--- a/static/funny.js
+++ b/static/funny.js
@@ -1,68 +1,75 @@
-var titles = [
- "i work out",
- "funny",
- "Kara Kara Kara no Kara",
- "26047",
- "Can I Friend You On Bassbook? Lol",
- "im gay",
- "cognrjatulations !!!",
- "futanari",
- "ubuntu (ew)",
- "phantoms are annoying",
- "/give @a hugs 999999",
- "please add command support vendy",
- "mrekk",
- "women fear me",
- "fish fear me",
- "men turn their eyes away from me",
- "as i walk no beast dares makes a sound",
- "i am alone in this barren earth",
- "uptown funk you up",
- "stackoverflow my beloved",
- "*thrusts into you*",
- "also what are these for?",
- "its morbing time",
- "bungling bungus",
- "rate this base.apk Architecture splits: \nconfig.arm64_v8a.apk \nconfig.armeabi_v7a.apk \nconfig.x86_64.apk \n config.x86.apk \n DPI splits: \n config.hdpi.apk \n config.xxhdpi.apk \n Language splits: \nconfig.de.apk \n config.en.apk",
- "Now explode",
- "“message logger when”",
- "A wild ⛧artificialmusik appeared.",
- "IS THAT A MOTHERUCFKCING JOJOI REFERENCE???//?",
- "Cats are not ducks",
- "just farted",
- "ReeK - Making Zurek While Getting A Flandre Fumo Shoved Up My A-",
- "what the fuck is an lsp log",
- "'ewwo evewypony",
- "also, what the fuck is a mustard",
- "727",
- "WYFSI",
- "that time i reincarnated as a toilet in another world",
- "vim >>>>>> emacs",
- "also try out archlinux.org",
- "how to print [[this, this, and, this, all, together as a single string]]?",
- "😢",
- "None.",
- "deez nuts",
- "trolley",
-
-]
-
-document.title = titles[Math.floor(Math.random()*titles.length)];
-
-//button bs
-bool = false
-var audio
-if (new Date().getMonth() === 9){
- console.log("boo")
- audio = new Audio('boo.mp3')
-} else {
- audio = new Audio('for-maeve.mp3')
-}
-function no() {
- bool = !bool
- if(bool){
- audio.play()
- } else {
- audio.pause()
- }
- }
+var titles = [
+ "i work out",
+ "funny",
+ "Kara Kara Kara no Kara",
+ "26047",
+ "Can I Friend You On Bassbook? Lol",
+ "im gay",
+ "cognrjatulations !!!",
+ "futanari",
+ "ubuntu (ew)",
+ "phantoms are annoying",
+ "/give @a hugs 999999",
+ "please add command support vendy",
+ "mrekk",
+ "women fear me",
+ "fish fear me",
+ "men turn their eyes away from me",
+ "as i walk no beast dares makes a sound",
+ "i am alone in this barren earth",
+ "uptown funk you up",
+ "stackoverflow my beloved",
+ "*thrusts into you*",
+ "also what are these for?",
+ "its morbing time",
+ "bungling bungus",
+ "rate this base.apk Architecture splits: \nconfig.arm64_v8a.apk \nconfig.armeabi_v7a.apk \nconfig.x86_64.apk \n config.x86.apk \n DPI splits: \n config.hdpi.apk \n config.xxhdpi.apk \n Language splits: \nconfig.de.apk \n config.en.apk",
+ "Now explode",
+ "“message logger when”",
+ "A wild ⛧artificialmusik appeared.",
+ "IS THAT A MOTHERUCFKCING JOJOI REFERENCE???//?",
+ "Cats are not ducks",
+ "just farted",
+ "ReeK - Making Zurek While Getting A Flandre Fumo Shoved Up My A-",
+ "what the fuck is an lsp log",
+ "'ewwo evewypony",
+ "also, what the fuck is a mustard",
+ "727",
+ "WYFSI",
+ "that time i reincarnated as a toilet in another world",
+ "vim >>>>>> emacs",
+ "also try out archlinux.org",
+ "how to print [[this, this, and, this, all, together as a single string]]?",
+ "😢",
+ "None.",
+ "deez nuts",
+ "trolley",
+
+]
+
+document.title = titles[Math.floor(Math.random()*titles.length)];
+
+//button bs
+bool = false
+var audio
+if (new Date().getMonth() === 9){
+ console.log("boo")
+ audio = new Audio('boo.mp3')
+} else {
+ audio = new Audio('for-maeve.mp3')
+}
+function no() {
+ bool = !bool
+ if(bool){
+ audio.play()
+ } else {
+ audio.pause()
+ }
+ }
+
+const swapElm = document.getElementById('b');
+swapElm.addEventListener('mouseover', () => {
+ const prev = swapElm.style.transform;
+ if (!prev || prev === 'translateX(0px)') swapElm.style.transform = 'translateX(200%)';
+ else swapElm.style.transform = 'translateX(0px)';
+});
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/static/index.html b/static/index.html
index ab3df99..39085df 100644
--- a/static/index.html
+++ b/static/index.html
@@ -1,157 +1,152 @@
-
-
-
-
-
copy right something smething i forgor :skull:
-
-
- a picture of me being useless
- i CANNOT program:
-
-
-
-
-
its 2022, at least use c++
-
-
-
-
its 2022, at least use java
-
-
-
-
this joke was removed due to 1984
-
-
-
-
this is not centered and idk how to fix it
-
-
-
-
who the fuck unironically uses ruby?
-
-
-
-
:sOmEOneSAIdRUst: shut the fuck up ÅĠěŜŋżųŹ¢¶Ěá
-
-
-
-
([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]
-
-
- i CANNOT be:
- ⋅useful
- ⋅productive
- ⋅fun
- ⋅smart
- ⋅creative
- ⋅ < Dot Operator, Unicode number: U+22C5, Unicode version: 1.1
- (1993)
-
-
-
click here for contacts
- about me:
- bored 18 yo who makes shitty stuff
-
- (hover for exact age)
- 2004, 06th aug
-
-
- i wuv u so so so so so so so much oxi og <3 muah avengers
-
-
+
copy right something smething i forgor :skull:
+
+
+ a picture of me being useless
+ i CANNOT program:
+
+
+
+
+
its 2022, at least use c++
+
+
+
+
its 2022, at least use java
+
+
+
+
this joke was removed due to 1984
+
+
+
+
this is not centered and idk how to fix it
+
+
+
+
who the fuck unironically uses ruby?
+
+
+
+
:sOmEOneSAIdRUst: shut the fuck up ÅĠěŜŋżųŹ¢¶Ěá
+
+
+
+
([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]
+
+
+ i CANNOT be:
+ ⋅useful
+ ⋅productive
+ ⋅fun
+ ⋅smart
+ ⋅creative
+ ⋅ < Dot Operator, Unicode number: U+22C5, Unicode version: 1.1
+ (1993)
+ click here for contacts
+ about me:
+ bored 18 yo who makes shitty stuff
+
+ (hover for exact age)
+ 2004, 06th aug
+
+
+ i wuv u so so so so so so so much oxi og <3 muah avengers
+
+ 
- 
- its 2022, at least use c++
- 
- its 2022, at least use java
- 
- this joke was removed due to 1984
- 
- this is not centered and idk how to fix it
- 
- who the fuck unironically uses ruby?
- 
- :sOmEOneSAIdRUst: shut the fuck up ÅĠěŜŋżųŹ¢¶Ěá
- 
- ([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]
- 
-