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+var titles = [
+    "i work out",
+    "funny",
+    "Kara Kara Kara no Kara",
+    "26047",
+    "Can I Friend You On Bassbook? Lol",
+    "im gay",
+    "cognrjatulations !!!",
+    "futanari",
+    "ubuntu (ew)",
+    "phantoms are annoying",
+    "/give @a hugs 999999",
+    "please add command support vendy",
+    "mrekk",
+    "women fear me",
+    "fish fear me",
+    "men turn their eyes away from me",
+    "as i walk no beast dares makes a sound",
+    "i am alone in this barren earth",
+    "uptown funk you up",
+    "stackoverflow my beloved",
+    "*thrusts into you*",
+    "also what are these for?",
+    "its morbing time",
+    "bungling bungus",
+    "rate this base.apk Architecture splits: \nconfig.arm64_v8a.apk \nconfig.armeabi_v7a.apk \nconfig.x86_64.apk \n config.x86.apk \n DPI splits: \n config.hdpi.apk \n config.xxhdpi.apk \n Language splits: \nconfig.de.apk \n config.en.apk",
+    "Now explode",
+    "“message logger when”",
+    "A wild ⛧artificialmusik appeared.",
+    "IS THAT A MOTHERUCFKCING JOJOI REFERENCE???//?",
+    "Cats are not ducks",
+    "just farted",
+    "ReeK - Making Zurek While Getting A Flandre Fumo Shoved Up My A-",
+    "what the fuck is an lsp log",
+    "'ewwo evewypony",
+    "also, what the fuck is a mustard",
+    "727",
+    "WYFSI",
+    "that time i reincarnated as a toilet in another world",
+    "vim >>>>>> emacs",
+    "also try out archlinux.org",
+    "how to print [[this, this, and, this, all, together as a single string]]?",
+    "😢",
+    "None.",
+    "deez nuts",
+    "trolley",
+    
+] 
+
+document.title = titles[Math.floor(Math.random()*titles.length)];
+
+//button bs
+bool = false
+var audio 
+if (new Date().getMonth() === 9){
+    console.log("boo")
+    audio = new Audio('boo.mp3')
+} else {
+    audio = new Audio('for-maeve.mp3')
+}
+function no() {
+    bool = !bool
+    if(bool){
+        audio.play()
+    } else {
+        audio.pause()
+    }
+  }
+
+const swapElm = document.getElementById('b');
+swapElm.addEventListener('mouseover', () => {
+    const prev = swapElm.style.transform;
+    if (!prev || prev === 'translateX(0px)') swapElm.style.transform = 'translateX(200%)';
+    else swapElm.style.transform = 'translateX(0px)';
+});
+\ No newline at end of file