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<h3 class="imsotired">copy right something smething i forgor :skull:</h3>
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have you ever wanted a "developer"<br />
that <span class="empty"></span> nothing other than standing around being
useless?
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<h2 class="mebeinguseless">a picture of me being useless</h2>
<h1 class="data">i <u>CANNOT</u> program:</h1>
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<span class="notjava">its 2022, at least use c++</span>
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<span class="notjava">its 2022, at least use java</span>
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<span class="notjava">you should<b> go </b>get some bitches</span>
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<span class="notjava">this is not centered and idk how to fix it</span>
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<span class="notjava">who the fuck unironically uses ruby?</span>
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<span class="notjava">:sOmEOneSAIdRUst: shut the fuck up ÅĠěŜŋżųŹ¢¶Ěá</span>
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<h1 class="data" id="ticd">i <u>CANNOT</u> be:</h1>
<span class="being">⋅useful</span>
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<span class="being">⋅productive</span>
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<span class="being">⋅fun</span>
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<span class="being">⋅smart</span>
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<span class="being">⋅creative</span>
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>⋅ < Dot Operator, Unicode number: U+22C5, Unicode version: 1.1
(1993)</span
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contact me<a class="shh" href="https://pastebin.com/uuqnLybA">:</a>
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<div id="b"><span class="runaway">click here for contacts</span></div>
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<h1 class="data">about me:</h1>
<p class="aboutme">bored 16 yo who makes shitty stuff</p>
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<span class="tooltiptext">2005, 22th aug</span>
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fuck you too oxi <br />
i have had multiple sexual intercourses with your mother, she's hot <br />
i'm also a big fan of
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"> avengers </a>
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