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<h3 class="imsotired"> copy right something smething i forgor :skull:</h3>
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<h1 class="header">have you ever wanted a "developer"</h1>
<h1 class="header">that <span class="empty"></span> nothing other than standing around being useless?</h1>
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<h2 class="mebeinguseless">a picture of me being useless</h2>
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<h1 class="data">i <u>CANNOT</u> program: </h1>
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<span class="notjava" >java, this language is ass</span>
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<span class="notjava" >who the fuck unironically uses ruby?</span>
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<span class="notjava" >you should<b> go </b>get some bitches</span>
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<span class="notjava" >this is not centered and idk how to fix it</span>
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<span class="notjava" >:sOmEOneSAIdRUst: shut the fuck up nick</span>
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<h1 class="data">i <u>CANNOT</u> be: </h1>
<span class="being">⋅useful</span>
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<span class="being">⋅fun</span>
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<div id="b"><span class="runaway">click here for contacts</span></div>
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<h1 class="data">about me:</h1>
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bored 16 yo who makes shitty stuff <br> <div class="tooltip">(hover for exact age)
<span class="tooltiptext">2005, 22th aug</span>
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i know some languages, like python, js, and c#. <br>
i have had multiple sexual intercourses with your mother, she's hot <br>
i'm also a big fan of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"> avengers </a>
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