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diff --git a/src/main/java/io/github/moulberry/notenoughupdates/CustomItems.java b/src/main/java/io/github/moulberry/notenoughupdates/CustomItems.java
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--- a/src/main/java/io/github/moulberry/notenoughupdates/CustomItems.java
+++ b/src/main/java/io/github/moulberry/notenoughupdates/CustomItems.java
@@ -1,4 +1,68 @@
 package io.github.moulberry.notenoughupdates;
 
+import com.google.gson.JsonArray;
+import com.google.gson.JsonObject;
+import com.google.gson.JsonPrimitive;
+import net.minecraft.util.EnumChatFormatting;
+
 public class CustomItems {
+
+    /**
+     * So it has come to this, huh? Snooping through the source to find all my carefully crafted easter eggs. Well
+     * guess what, you cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a
+     * shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.
+     * It's sad that you don't know the difference.
+     */
+
+    public static JsonObject NULLZEE = create(
+            "NULLZEE",
+            "dirt",
+            "Nullzee242 Youtube Channel",
+            "Dirt, AOTD. Dirt, AOTD.",
+            "Dirt, AOTD. Dirt, AOTD.",
+            "Ooh, Dirt to Midas! Let's shake it up a little.",
+            "",
+            "Also, Did you know that only 10% of the people watching are subscribed?",
+            "It's OK, everyone makes mistakes",
+            "Also follow -> twitch.tv/nullzeelive",
+            "Also -> discord.gg/nullzee");
+    public static JsonObject DUCTTAPE = create(
+            "DUCTTAPE",
+            "iron_shovel",
+            "You ever accidentally bury your duct tape?",
+        "No problem! Our team of experts specialise in",
+            "subterranean duct tape excavation. That's right:",
+            "your buried duct tape problems are a thing of the past,",
+            "all for the low price of $7.99 or a subscription",
+            "to the Ducttapedigger youtube channel!");
+    public static JsonObject RUNE = create("RUNE", "paper", "No.", "I hate runes.");
+    public static JsonObject TWOBEETWOTEE = create("2B2T", "bedrock", "Minecraft's oldest anarchy Minecraft server in Minecraft.",
+            "This Minecraft anarchy server is the oldest server,",
+                "being a server since 2010 when Minecraft was a game with a server.",
+                "It is complete anarchy in Minecraft which means that there is total anarchy.",
+                "Hacking is allowed in Minecraft on this anarchy server which",
+                "is the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft, 2b2t. Hack. Steal. Cheat. Lie.",
+                "On the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft. 2b2t. The worst server in Minecraft,",
+                "where there are no rules. On the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.",
+                "In this Minecraft anarchy server, there have been numerous Minecraft",
+                "incursions on the server, some of which I, a player on this Minecraft",
+                "anarchy server in Minecraft, have participated in. One of this server's",
+                "most infamous Minecraft players on the oldest Minecraft");
+
+    /**
+     * SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
+     */
+
+    private static JsonObject create(String internalname, String itemid, String displayname, String... lore) {
+        JsonObject json = new JsonObject();
+        json.addProperty("itemid", itemid);
+        json.addProperty("internalname", internalname);
+        json.addProperty("displayname", EnumChatFormatting.RED+displayname);
+        JsonArray jsonlore = new JsonArray();
+        for(String line : lore) {
+            jsonlore.add(new JsonPrimitive(EnumChatFormatting.GRAY + line));
+        }
+        json.add("lore", jsonlore);
+        return json;
+    }
 }